light my way

Since I'm going to turn 18 in roughly 4 hours, I've decided to make a list of all the things I haven't done yet.

I've never:

-Received a speeding ticket
-Smoked a cigarette
-Smoked pot
-Done heroin, cocaine, ecstasy, etc.
-Gotten piss-drunk
-Consumed any other alcohol besides a fuzzy navel
-Failed a school class for the year
-Hooked up with a stranger
-Been arrested
-Cheated on any significant other
-Eaten sushi
-Kissed a girl
-Wrote something meaningful
-Been further west than Tennesse
-Given oral sex to someone
-Had intercourse for that matter
-Been intentionally funny
-Watched a full porn film
-Looked through Playboy
-Enjoyed foreign films
-Really liked The Beatles
-Found genitalia(sp) attractive
-Been attracted to most of my "suitors" for lack of a better word
-Had a teacher as hot as Mr. Revell
-Met a celebrity
-Attended a funeral
-Needed braces
-Rode a horse
-Understood my cat
-Loved my boyfriend as much as I do now
-Been 18...until today.

If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
When you get knocked down, you gotta get back up
I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I know enough
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.
-Roger Alan Wade